Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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