I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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