I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
