I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Terrible idea I love it
Randomize
