Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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