can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
you had me at cake vodka
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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