Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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