How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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