Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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