Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
Randomize
