I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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