But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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