I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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