How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I want to fling myself into the sun
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Randomize
