Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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