You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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