So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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