I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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