he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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