ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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