Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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