I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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