she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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