It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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