I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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