so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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