it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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