I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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