Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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