Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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