is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
We need to feng shui this bitch.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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