Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
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