She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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