I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Randomize
