i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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