I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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