I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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