Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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