You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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