yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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