i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Randomize
