what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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