We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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