If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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