It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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