im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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