the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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