porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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