I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
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