his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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