Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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