yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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