Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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