I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
