So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Life is so much better after having sex.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Randomize
