How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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